Mama's House

Faye: Yeah, I heard you hated him from the beginning.
Me: It wasn't just me. We all hated him.
Faye: Really?
Me: Yeah, he was just really annoying. And we'll say the same thing about Jason if you should break-up with him.
Jason: I KNEW IT!

Me: I heard you got a job as an event planner.
Sara: Event Coordinator, not event planner.
Me: Sorry, I didn't mean to be offensive or anything.
Sara: I'm not offensive.
EJ: Uh, no, you're not. And that's a good thing.

Granted, this was towards the end of a night of drinking and Sara had just shared a few shots of Malibu Mango with EJ and an unidentifiable minor.

Jason: I love Roland's dog.
Me: When did you see Roland's dog?
Jason: I've seen pictures of it and I want it.
Me: Why?
Jason: I just like cute and dumb things.
Me: Then you've got the right girlfriend. (Pats Faye on head.)