2009-01-12

Poll: Who Do We Want Getting Married Next?

Now that EJ has finally manned up, the question turns to who we should next pressure into getting married? A few thoughts before I put up the poll.

It's much more fun to pressure someone currently in a long (and by long, I mean at least a year), committed relationship; so that leaves Mehran, Roland, and myself out. Seeing that tradition still has it such that it's the man's obligation to do the proposing, it make sense to apply pressure to one of the guys; so that makes Faye off limits. And I think it's more fun if we limit our peer pressure to family; so that takes Jason off the hook. So by that set of criteria we're left with Darryll, Austin, and Oliver.

Get to voting.

2009-01-08

Family Talk: Softball

austinrf: Any news on the softball front?
austinrf: I have started training... I am going to be in tip top shape.
austinrf: I just need basic softball mechanics
Bruin7089: haha
Bruin7089: I just got the papers in the mail
Bruin7089: Our team so far is:
Bruin7089: Faye
Bruin7089: Jason
Bruin7089: Annette
Bruin7089: Jade
Bruin7089: Brian
Bruin7089: Annie
Bruin7089: You
Bruin7089: Me
Bruin7089: Sara is part time
austinrf: We need to re-think our pitcher approach
austinrf: EJ?
Bruin7089: EJ and Joni depend on what night we play
austinrf: ah
Bruin7089: Karen might also play
Bruin7089: and we definitely need to rethink pitching
austinrf: EJ is our Andruw Jones
austinrf: you'd think he'd be good
austinrf: or atleast decent
Bruin7089: dude
Bruin7089: you gotta go there
Bruin7089: why you gotta go there?
austinrf: I went there
Bruin7089: I'm about to call you our Eric Gagne
austinrf: hahahahahaha
Bruin7089: maybe Jason Schmidt
austinrf: OH FUCK NO
austinrf: I am furthest thing from Schmidt
Bruin7089: We put up with your prima donna antics
Bruin7089: and you don't even play
austinrf: Schmidt = pussy ass bitch
Bruin7089: due to "injury"
austinrf: Injury is over
austinrf: rehabilitated
austinrf: I am a bad ass softball playing machine
Looks like Austin is already getting up for softball. Is everyone else getting ready for a new season?

2009-01-07

Jayden's First Game

FYI: Jayden's first game is at Mason Park on Sunday January 11th @ 1pm.

Papa's Death Anniversary

Mama informed that people are going to come over tonight to pray for Papa. It's going to happen sometime after work hours. Mama will also be making arroz caldo for dinner. So dinner and a prayer tonight everyone? I'll make sure the heat is on.

2009-01-01

Happy New Year! And Oh, Something Else Too!

Well if you follow me on Twitter you already know the big news. This is my account of how it all played out.

I arrive at Uncle Joji's with Mama and my mom way before everyone else does. We settle down and watch a little Deal or No Deal in progress with Tita Evie. It happens to be a very exciting episode, not so much because it prompted a game theory discussion between EJ and myself (it's all about expected value people!), but because the contestant was on her way to becoming the second person in the show's history to win one million dollars.

During the show, which was tediously drawn out, an opportunity arose for some good-natured ribbing. The opportunity presented itself in the form of a commercial for diamond jewelry. You probably all know the one I'm talking about, the one with the Israel, Antwerp, Bangkok references which always makes me think of a certain movie. Don't know the one yet? Well it's also the one that says, "You have a friend in the diamond business."

Anyway with EJ sitting next to me it was too good of yet another opportunity to needle him about his relationship with Sara about taking it to the next step. Basically I told EJ that I have a friend who can help him get a better deal than George Thompson by taking him to downtown LA if he wanted to get a ring anytime soon for someone special. And how did EJ respond? Like it was any other attempt by me at humor by goading him into marriage. He politely laughed it off with a slight hint of annoyance.

The night continued and EJ eventually left for Sara's to celebrate New Year's Eve with her and her family. Now for the critical part of this story. There wouldn't be much for me to post if not for the fact that Jayden went along with EJ and was told by Annette to return before midnight.

So EJ returns with Jayden and Sara in tow. We ended up playing video games to kill the time - Little Big Planet, not that impressive. Just before midnight we switch the tv to Dick Clark (the man was physically falling apart before our eyes and his speaking ability has sadly degraded) and Ryan Seacrest surrounded by "celebs" (what was Lionel Ritchie doing there with Taylor Swift, some Disney chick, and The Jonas Brothers?). We counted down with Dick Clark wondering if he was going to live to see 2009, popped some noise makers, kissed loved ones, drank some champagne, and shouted Happy New Year! Yet another celebration of a overrated lame "holiday."

And then things seemed to get even lamer when EJ popped in a DVD to the PS3. At first I thought he was popping in a movie but the tv showed that it was a slideshow featuring EJ and Sara. I then thought it was the Christmas gift EJ told me he was making for Sara on Christmas Eve and he was belatedly presenting it to her. Other first responses were:

"When I saw it was a slideshow of EJ and Sara, I thought, 'Ok, party over, let's all go home now.'" - Anonymous Cousin #1

"Why the f*** is EJ showing this now?" - Anonymous Cousin #2

"Wow, we get to see an awesome slideshow of EJ and Sara." - Sarcastic Cousin #1

"Well this is a great way to start the new year." - Sarcastic Cousin #2

"This family is kind of lame." - Oliver's girlfriend, Linda

On the menu screen of the DVD though, there was an option for either the slideshow or "a love poem." I shouted for love poem, thinking that it might at least be very embarrassing for EJ. But EJ said later for obvious reasons.

So the slideshow went on and many a pictures where shown of EJ and Sara with some lovey dovey background music. Most of us were politely paying attention, meaning we weren't really paying close attention at all and then all of a sudden a black background with white text (helvetica font I think) appears on the tv and with my polite attention I make out the words out of the corner of my eye, "Will you marry me?"

I start pointing at the tv, screaming like a teenage girl sighting her favorite Jonas brother cheering like a man watching his football team scoring a touchdown, telling everyone to pay more than polite attention to the tv screen. Jaws hit the floor with an audible thump. A "What the...!" was sounded out along with a full version of "OMG!". Sara said something along the lines, "Are you being serious?!" More cheering and clapping as everyone gets over the shock and up-to-speed of what's happening. I'm yelling at Sara to say yes! Then EJ gets down on his knee and pops the question as he slides the engagement ring on to Sara's finger. People say Sara said something along the lines of, "About time," or "Finally," - don't know if that was in response to the DVD or to EJ on bended knee. More cheering and clapping. Congratulations abound. Best New Year's day EVER!

And that, my dear readers, is my account of how EJ proposed to Sara.

Congratulations once again to EJ and Sara! Now instead of wondering when EJ was going to ask Sara to marry him, we can now begin counting down the days until EJ and Sara get married (soon as Sara picks a date of course), which is a much nicer way of passing the time.

Sorry, it's the only pic I could come up with of the two.


Other Notes:
  • If Jayden had not gone with EJ to Sara's and if Annette had not insisted that he be returned before midnight, EJ would have proposed to Sara at Sara's place. Very fortunate for us indeed.
  • EJ hid it very well up until the very last moment. Nobody had a clue.
  • Sara says to expect a summer wedding in the year 2010. Making this over/under officially closed. Congratulations to the 7 voters who said they would marry before 2012.
  • In EJ's love poem, he says he loves her more than Cal.  Now that's when you know it's true love people!
  • EJ and Sara have been dating for 6 years.

2008-12-29

Poll: Roland, Going or Staying?

Simple question, not to be confused with either whether he should go or stay, or, whether you want him to go or stay. It's what do you think Roland is going to do? Does he stay here in Cali or does he go back to Florida? What say you?

Is Roland Staying Or Is He Going?
Staying
Going
Can't Decide
  
pollcode.com free polls

2008-12-18

Family Christmas Wishlists

So far we have the wishlists of:

Vanessa
Joni
Lindsey
Oliver
EJ

Surprisingly, or not, the two people, Melanie and Annette, who suggested that we use this blog to publicize what everyone wants for Christmas have yet to do so themselves.

Not much time left for shopping people.

Christmas Day

AKA Austin's housewarming party date. That's right, everyone's favorite family McDuck, Austin, is holding his housewarming on Christmas day. Details are scarce - like where exactly his place is - but are sure to be found out at least the night prior. So save the date.

2008-12-14

Lindsey's WishList

I know you all care about me and all want to get me gifts..after all don't forget I am the youngest cousin. Forget the kids... Anyways, here's my wishlist.


-Rock Band 2
- A good book. Still exploring what genre of books I like, so I'm open to most any kind. Nothing cheesy, please.
- 13" Mac Book...for any of you that feel like splurging on me. Haha.
- Or just a general Visa gift card. 
- Or just cash..you know can't have enough money as a poor college student. 

See you all Christmas eve. 

Oh yeah, another cousin adventure hiking? Wayne, Mehran...find trails..and actual trails this time cause I'm only going to be home for like 5 days, so plan ahead. 

Joni's Xmas Wish List

Dear Santa,

Please feel free to gift one or more of the following items:

Marriott gift certificate $50.00
Orbit optical trackball $30.00
Costco membership $50.00

Thank you very much.

-Jonili Soller

P.S. Please don't get stuck in my electric fireplace (it doesn't lead out to the roof).

2008-12-12

Set Your DVRs/Tivos

Everyone's favorite, former significant other, Faye's Pete, will be appearing on television's Judge Joe Brown on January 13. It seems that another ex of his is suing him for something or another - probably for being an all-around sucky boyfriend who annoys family.

2008-12-08

Family Talk - Kissing

Annalynne: Eww Jayden! Don't kiss me! I don't want to get married!
Annette: Anna, people get married by going to a church and having a wedding ceremony, you don't get married just by getting kissed.
Me: Yeah, but kissing is how you make babies.

2008-12-07

Christmas - Secret Santa

So it's all been set - except for the food.

Christmas Eve at Uncle Joji's place.

There's also a gift exchange and it has been set so no backing out Austin - I tried, for the both of us, but to no avail. Each person has been set up with two other people to get gifts for. It's a secret Santa so I guess you're not supposed to tell whomever you're supposed to get a gift for that you're getting a gift for them - sorry for that mishmash of words posing for a sentence.

Anyway, for the sake of convenience and to make sure people have a chance of actually getting you what you would like, this is your chance to make it known what you would like to get from your Secret Santa. So tell Secret Santa what you would like and may I humbly suggest you use Amazon's wishlist.

2008-12-05

De La Hoya v. Pacquiao

Uncle Joji is ordering up tomorrow night's fight between the man from the East LA barrios and the man from the Manila ghettos - paraphrased from an actual promo. It's the Golden Boy versus Pacman! It's the man who is eating deer and kangaroo meat in preparation for the fight versus the man who ran away from home when his dad ate his dog - true story!

Coverage starts at 6pm.

Family Console Count

Forgot that Austin and Lindsey have a Wii. So that makes the count,

Wii - 5
Xbox 360 - 4
PS3 - 3

I have no idea why the Wii is tops in our family. I thought this was a family of hardcore gamers who cut their teeth on the likes of Contra, Sonic the Hedgehog, and GoldenEye.

2008-12-04

Three's Company

Because Austin and Lindsey had no idea what I was referring to when I mentioned that Lindsey's roommate situation reminded me of a bad sitcom, from Wiki:

The story centers on Janet Wood, Chrissy Snow (later Cindy Snow and Terri Alden), and Jack Tripper living in an apartment complex owned by Mr. and Mrs. Roper (later by Bart Furley and managed by his brother), in Santa Monica, California:, their misunderstandings, social lives, and struggle to keep up with rent.

Jack is studying to be a chef at a technical college and happens across Janet, a florist, and Chrissy, a secretary, in need of a new roommate. Due to Stanley Roper's intolerence for co-ed living situations, even in a multi-bedroom apartment, Janet tells him that Jack is gay. Helen Roper figures out Jack's true sexuality in the second episode, and does not tell her husband, her bond with the three roommates grows until the Roper's departure, and she often sides with them over her husband.

2008-12-02

Hiking Haiku

In celebration of the hike.

Up and up we went
Through a train tunnel we ran
Onto private land

Hiking at Chatsworth Park

Thanksgiving night, Lindsey and Mehran decided to go for a run sometime before Lindsey left back for San Diego. Interested, I suggested that, instead of jogging around a neighborhood or even the park, we should try out Runyon Canyon where you can get a nice view of Los Angeles and the occasional celebrity. But Mehran shot down that idea saying that he didn't want to drive far for a jog.

So on the morning of our run, I looked up other hiking trails that were nearby. And found quite a few of them but settled on doing one of the Chatsworth Park ones, which was described as such:

Chatsworth Park consists of a south section and a north section which are separate. There is no direct trail connection between them. However, they both have hiking trails up to Santa Susana Pass, so a long hiking loop can be made.
Now I wanted to hit the Chatsworth Park South one but because of my stupidity we ended up at Chatsworth Park North, which ended up being a good thing.


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The above is where we started out our little journey. We began jogging due west on the paved path but quickly decided to get on the a dirt trail, which lasted all of 20 feet before we ran into a chain link fence with no apparent way to get to the other side, none that Lindsey could find any way. Disappointed, we turned around and decided to get back on the paved path but it became obvious that the paved path only followed the perimeter of the grassy park so we decided to get back on the dirt trail yet again. We soon came upon a fork in the trail, one seemed to ascend more directly up the hillside while the other not so much except it had this yellow sign cautioning us against mountain lions (I tried to find an image of the sign online but apparently people are too afraid of mountain lions to linger and take a picture to post online.) Lindsey takes the lead and goes the way of the mountain lions.

Soon the dirt trail went back to the paved path again so Mehran decides to turn his back to the paved path and make his way up the rocky hillside. Lindsey and I follow. I quickly learn why hiking boots are manufactured as my sneakers were not exactly the best choice of footwear to handle the rocky and broken beer bottle climb. But we come up on three kids, apparently one acting as a lookup, two of them with bikes, so I figured it wasn't as hard as I was making it out to be. A brief climb up and we make it to the train tracks.


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Now the train tunnel curves slightly so there's a bit of a blind spot and it's really dark in there but you can make out the light hitting the wall. So it's decision time again. We can either continue going up the mountain or go through the train tunnel. It not exactly being my finest moment, I suggested that we go through the tunnel and that any approaching train would make enough noise from a far enough distance that we could get out of the tunnel either by racing through it or turning back. Persuaded, we go through the mountain instead of climbing it. The tunnel was a lot longer than I expected and a lot rockier but I'm here now posting about it so it went alright. Lindsey and Mehran, physically fit and not wanting to tempt fate with a train, wasted no time in getting through the tunnel but I, in my sorry physical state, dawdled, hoping for a train.

At the other side of the mountaintop we found a lot of burnt shrubbery apparently from a fire and a little bit of a view of the northwest part of the valley (not the one pictured but close enough.) At this point we decide to find our way back to the car but not by going back where we came from - where's the fun in that? We start our descent diverted somewhat by a fenced off area. In finding our way we came across a sheltered area that had the rusted, springy skeletal remains of a mattress and a parka that Lindsey avoided stepping on but not me.

We find our way around the fence but we also find ourselves with another rocky path that requires having both our feet off the ground at times, not exactly jumping down from one rock to another, but we weren't exactly walking down either, which was made all the harder by carrying a damn water bottle. A few times, Lindsey and I joke that we would like to find our way down alive. At the end of our descent, we found ourselves at the edge of the mountain side and the park. The park and the mountain side were separated by thick brush that had dried off and provided a minor obstacle to get through.

We were now at Chatsworth Park, but not Chatsworth Park North but Chatsworth Park South. Who said the two weren't connected? Forget the part of the direct trail connection and the tunnel "shortcut" we took.


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Once past the brush we tried to figure out the quickest way back to the car. So instead of going through the park we decided to stay on the dirt road pictured above and cut our way across to Chatsworth Park South. The thing is, it's fenced off. No problem says Lindsey, as she suggested that we crawl under the fence at this gap between the road and the fence. My mind quickly wandered to whether Lindsey was making extra money as a coyote. With my mind wandering I found myself following Lindsey and Mehran under the fence. Of course, we come upon another fence this time, instead of an empty lot, this fence is protecting a residence and has barbed wire on it. But it also has a gap that Lindsey has spotted (apparently she has a real talent for finding a way around or through a fence.)

Before we could worm our way underneath, a man came out from his metal workshop/nuclear bunker and warned us, yes, warned us that by crawling under that fence we would be on private property. Now understand hisI don't think it's an exaggeration to say that by his tone, he meant to tell us that by crossing over to the other side of the fence he could and would have his way with us. And by having his way with us, I refer to this - click at your own risk.

So we ask the guy how we can get to the other side of his property hoping he would let us through. His response? "Turn around and go back." So we turned around and went back. Why? Because you don't mess with crazy, especially angry crazy people of a different race.

Back at Chatsworth Park South, Mehran noticed that it was empty and wondered why. I thought that there may have been people at a part of the park we could not yet see - the tennis courts and basketball court - but once they came to view I noticed that the adjacent parking spaces were occupied by garbage dumps. I assumed that the park was closed for the holidays for some odd reason. Instead, security accosted us and asked how we got there and why we were there. We told security that we got lost hiking starting out at Chatsworth Park North. Convinced, we were escorted out of the park but before so we asked why the park was closed and were informed that the park was now privately owned and closed to the public.

Having not heard about the park being sold to a private owner I decided to look it up and it doesn't appear to be quite that way. Instead, I found this:
A popular park in the San Fernando Valley is closed after tests showed the soil is toxic. Officials found dangerous amounts of lead in Chatsworth Park South and now they're trying to determine if it can ever be reopened.

Chatsworth Park South is closed to the pubic, and has been since mid-February, when a park visitor found dozens of tiny lead pellets along a hiking trail.
One hour after having started our little jog/hike/climb/descent/brush wading/fence crawling/train tunnel running/avoiding getting killed by angry private property owner/being escorted out by security, we found ourselves back where we started. And it was a fun workout.

2008-11-30

Family Talk: Teaching Math


Scene: Playing a trivia game and the question was how many inches on a yardstick?

Wayne

There's three feet in a yard.

Lindsey is about to answer by touching the screen.

Wayne

(interrupting)
I said there's three feet to a yard.

Lindsey, with finger still hovering above 24 inches, hesitates.

Wayne

There's 12 inches per foot.... And three times twelve is?

Lindsey

Oh yeah.

Granted, Lindsey was under the influence.

Family Consoles

EJ recently purchased a PS3 making the family count:

PS3: 3 (EJ, Annette, Oliver)
Xbox 360: 4 (Wayne, Darryll, Austin, Lindsey)
Wii: 3 (Annette, Joni, Tita Malou)