2010-04-05

Why Kids Should Be Consulted Before Any Piercings

Annette (seeing that Angelynne has noticed Vanessa's tongue ring):  Angie, what does Vanessa have on her tongue?
Angelynne:  Balls.

Geeking Out Over The iPad - Sorta

Austin (with iPad in hand):  I really want an iPad.
Wayne:  So get one.
Austin:  Well I have to buy a vacuum.
Wayne:  Get both.
Austin:  Can't.
EJ:  Which vacuum cleaner are you looking to buy?  A Dyson?
Austin: Yeah, a Dyson.
EJ:  The one with the ball?
Austin:  Yeah!
EJ:  Yeah that vacuum cleaner is so awesome!
Wayne:  Is this conversation really happening?
Austin:  Yeah it really is awesome!  It can really suck.
EJ (with a dejected tone):  I really wanted one but had to settle for a different one.
Sara:  A different one that gets the same job done.
EJ:  But the Dyson pivots on a ball.
Austin:  And it truly has amazing suctioning power.
EJ (doing his best Charlie Brown):  I really wanted a Dyson.
Austin:  I'm getting a Dyson.