2007-09-02

EJ & Wayne's Lame Food Review: Veggie Burger Edition

Morningstar Farms® Grillers® Original

Description: Classic burger flavor, veggie-style.

Method of preparation used: Grilled and served on a bun with cheese.

Wayne: Why are the patties so small?
EJ: Vegetarians eat small portions.
Wayne: Does that say something about the quality of their fake meat?
EJ: Probably.
Wayne: It has an odd aftertaste.
EJ: It tastes like egg roll.
Wayne: It does taste like Chinese food.
EJ: It tastes like the egg roll meat filling, maybe egg roll meat isn't real meat.
Wayne: Maybe.

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