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3 comments: to “ Batting Cages ”

• EJ
  February 23, 2008 at 10:04 AM
  
   

  aww i might still go, i need all the practice i can get
• W
  February 25, 2008 at 7:44 AM
  
   

  We all need practice. Except for Austin because he's so great. I once saw him hit a ball 700 feet batting from the left side of the plate with a plastic toy bat. He's so awesome at hitting the long ball that he doesn't take steroids to bulk up but the steroids take him to bulk up. He's so awesome that Major League Baseball has banned him because he himself is a performance enhancer, that and pitchers are afraid that the might be decapitated by one of his line drives. Austin hits the ball so hard that the balls he hits make a sonic boom louder than any space shuttle. That's how awesome Austin is at hitting the ball.
• EJ
  February 25, 2008 at 2:57 PM
  
   

  wow, that's awesome.

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