Mama's House

EJ still hasn't picked a best man and has let it be known that the position is open to all candidates. He has implied if not explicated that he will choose his best man on the basis of how those candidates treat him in the lead up to the wedding.

Unfortunately, Jade and myself have been declared ineligible for this competition by the future Mrs. EJ. It may have something to do with bachelor party ideas that included a boat and taking it out to international waters. Therefore, I'll continue to treat EJ in the same crappy manner as I've always had. But any of the competing candidates should feel free to contact either Jade or I for bachelor party ideas.