2008-09-11

4 Things I Know About Austin That You May Or May Not Know

  1. He shits alot the day after he drinks.
  2. Denise isn't his first and only girlfriend, I was reminded that I met a prior girlfriend of his when he brought her out to a Dodger game - by the way, Go Dodgers!
  3. He really thinks Lance Armstrong is innocent.
  4. Outwardly he's an angry leftist but really he's just a closeted/self-denying conservative, unless it's about guns then he is as outwardly conservative as Dick Cheney holding a shotgun aimed at a friend.

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