Mama's House

We really need to come up with a better name than "Family Bar Night," any suggestions? Well for those of you who were not able to make it out last Friday night here are the highlights:

• Sara started off the night desperately in need of one of these after finding herself much in the same situation that inspired that product. But with a bit of peer pressure she gave it the old college try with use of her palm... and spilled a good portion of her Corona on the bar, which was probably for the best. However, all was not lost, we were given the tip that one should insert their thumb, if thumb is not large enough to cover the opening, into the bottleneck to help prevent overflow.
  
• I learned that one of the tricks to getting is to style my hair before I go to sleep.
  
• Austin and EJ were mistaken for brothers and for some reason they sat right next to each other and ordered the same exact thing off the menu, earning a Bobbsey Twins remark from our waiter.
  
• Jade loudly mistook a Scooby Snack for something else entirely and I mean entirely something else.
  
• We compared "I was so drunk I..." stories and it was unanimously decided that Annette won that one hands down.
  
• After drinks and dinner for most, all nine of us made our way across the parking lot to hangout at Walmart.
  
• Austin considered eating a piece of candy bar from the dirty floor of Walmart.

And that was pretty much the night.