2007-08-30
Happy 22nd EJ!
So in honor of EJ's 22nd I was thinking maybe I'd list 22 reasons why EJ makes for a good cousin but then realized I couldn't even think of 5 reasons thought it would better if everyone contributed. I'll start us all off,
- He went to a decent college, meaning at least he didn't go to USC.
- He has good taste in music.
- Unlike Austin, he likes family, or at least he doesn't say he doesn't like Austin does.
- He's not Roland.*
So can we come up with 18 more reasons in the comments as to why we like EJ as a cousin? And EJ, try not to cheat.
*If Roland reads this, I'm only kidding and if not, it's so funny because it's so true.
5. He doesn't smell bad.
I can't believe I missed these earlier.
6. He has Guitar Hero II and brings it around to family parties.
7. He signed up for the family softball team.
8. He picked a fun place for his birthday party.
9. I can kick his ass.
10. I don't scare or bully our first cousins once removed. (Basically, I'm not AUSTIN haha j/k)
12. I am a devoted reader and contributor to this blog.
13. I have visited the Philippines, twice, and did not disgrace the family name.
14. My house has been host to many family parties and I have graciously kicked ass on the foosball table every time.
So sad that EJ has been forced to cheat. And still eight reasons short.
I was at work when I wrote it... couldn't spend all day on it. And telling the truth is not cheating. Anyways, did word pass on to the other cousins who don't visit the blog? Auntie's and uncle's welcome too if they want, I don't care. Everyone GO tomorrow!