Mama's House

For those not reading the Reader.

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

So let's take this system out for a test drive.

Note: All area codes are based on the pictures provided and do not necessarily reflect my real area codes. For instance, Hayden is a 515 for me but she does look exceptionally good, for her anyway, in the pic below.

First up, Marissa Miller:

718

Leighton Meester:

416

Hayden Panettiere:

617

Megan Fox:

818