2008-09-29
20 Questions
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
- If you won the lottery what would you do with all that money?
- What sound do you love?
- What sound do you hate?
- What is on your iPod?
- If you have or had a TIVO/DVR, what is or would be on it?
Yes.
Don't.
Somewhere along a beach, preferably a beach here in southern California.
Depends on how much money doesn't it? But for the sake of discussion I'll assume it's a fairly large but not a record amount, so: new homes for immediate family, retire the debt of all family members - so feel free to max out those credit cards on the hope that I someday win the Lotto, cars for the cousins - start picking out your dream car now on that aforementioned hope, and 4 season tickets to the Dodgers for the entirety of my life.
I would also give a chunk of it to the various educational institutions I graduated from (maybe establish scholarships and/or get UCLA to finally renovate Pauley Pavilion and rename it) and invest whatever was left into the stock market.
The sound of the ocean.
Keith Olbermann's voice.
I've got Squeeze, Joan Jett, Pearl Jam, The Guess Who, Kansas, Dinosaur Jr., Fleetwood Mac, The Muffs, Presidents of the United States, Alice in Chains, The Donnas, Lacuna Coil, L7, Ratt, Steve Miller Band, Norman Greenbaum, Bob Dylan, Smashing Pumpkins, and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones on it.
Notice any theme there?
- Psych - a very funny buddy-buddy show,
- House - a drama that does comedy better than most sitcoms and I'm in love with #13 and the other hot chick on that show,
- Entourage - best show about guys being friends,
- Top Chef - amazing to see what they can do with each challenge,
- The Amazing Race - the best reality show about various relationships,
- The Hills - second best reality show about relationships,
- Greek - hot college chicks need I say more?, and
- Friday Night Lights - some of the best acting and writing I've ever seen.
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What quality do you most appreciate in a friend?
- If you were to star in a movie, what kind of film would it be and who would it co-star?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- What 3 things would you take with you to a desert island?
- Which 3 people (living or dead) would you invite to a dinner party and what would you serve?
- What would you like said at your funeral?
- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Really, if I had TIVO or DVR, I would record just about everything so I can watch it all while fast-forwarding past all the commercials and save a ton of time spent in front of the tv but those are the ones I can't miss.
Confident women who know how to shake it on the dance floor. That and porn.
Giggly girls. Nothing like a girl who giggles at everything for no reason at all to make Lil' Wayne sad.
Loyalty.
I don't know if you could pigeonhole the type of movie I'd be in. It would be an action/adventure/drama/comedy/romantic comedy/sports/soft-core porn/foreign/hardcore porn/chick flick. The co-stars would be Jessica Biel, Monica Bellucci, Olivia Wilde, and Malin Akerman, Jack Black, Tom Hanks, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Rock, The Rock, Johnny Drama, and others.
Roger Ebert would give it a thumbs up calling it, "A film that will make you sit on the edge of your seat, laugh, cheer, cry, and just a bit horny. You will find yourself standing up and applauding at the end of this film. Wayne has arrived as the next Paul Newman. The greatest film of not only my generation but of all generations, past and future. An enthusiastic thumbs up!"
Fuck, because it's such a strong and versatile word. For instance, "Fuck, that was awesome!" Or "Fuck that sucks." Or "Let's fuck." Or "Fucking Austin."
Hard question to answer because I truly believe I grew up in the Golden Age of cartoons. There was nothing cooler than Robotech or the Transformers. But I wouldn't name any of those as my one and only favorite. I would have to say that the classic Looney Tunes with Bugs Bunny and Co. was my favorite as a child.
Baseball player.
San Francisco Giants baseball player.
Hot chicks (can that count for just one thing?), laptop with internet connection - so I can visit all of my favorite sites, and a boat of some kind.
I would invite the aforementioned Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox, and a mountain ox for obvious reasons.
The menu for the night would include dishes containing aniseed, arugula, basil, chocolate, coriander, honey, pineapple, oysters, truffles, and wine for obvious reasons.
And maybe energy bars/drinks for after dinner so we can get it on all night long.
That fucker was alright.
What took you so damn long to get here?
Pure gold