Mama's House

(ED.'s Note: Not exactly the most loquacious "interviewee" but it got the job done. Can you guess who this was?)

1. What is your favorite word?

Facetious


2. What is your least favorite word?

Stupid


3. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

NY city


4. If you won the lottery what would you do with all that money?

Share it


5. What sound do you love?

A perfectly swished basketball. (ED.'s Note: This probably narrows it down to about 2-3 people.)


6. What sound do you hate?

Nails on a chalkboard


7. What is on your iPod?

N/A


8. If you have or had a TIVO/DVR, what is or would be on it?

Prison Break


9. What turns you on?

Intelligence


10. What turns you off?

Lack of intelligence


11. What quality do you most appreciate in a friend?

Honesty


12. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of film would it be and who would it co-star?

Action, Wayne (ED.'s note: Who wouldn't want to co-star with the next Paul Newman and star of the greatest film ever?)


13. What is your favorite curse word?

Arse


14. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

Transformers




15. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Doctor


16. What profession would you not like to do?

Dentist


17. What 3 things would you take with you to a desert island?

Lifetime supply of beer, BBQ, Opposite sexed cows


18. Which 3 people (living or dead) would you invite to a dinner and what would you serve?

Bill Gates, Grandpa, Jesus... pizza.


19. What would you like said at your funeral?

He was never the best, also never the worst, but he was average.


20. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Welcome!